when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
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Tips for picking up women, with Ryan Gosling.
Ryan, why so perfect?
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Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever. We made love just looking at them.
Charles Bukowski (via youngfolksociety)
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I‘d rather stand on my own and fucking fall than stand with a two-faced agent of Fraus.
Disclaimer: I do not in any way promote suicide, but this song is cool.
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My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes
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